person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg
— Daryl Dixon, aka the part that hurt my soul (via cqrol)
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried